Best internet dating pick up lines
Because you're a frican babe." "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? " "If beauty were time, you'd be eternity" "Is your name Earl Grey? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass." "Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'm China get in your pants." "Are you Jewish? You: “Hey I have a question and need some advice” Them: “Sure, what’s up? Hi I’m [Your Name] We’ve saved the worst until last.
You’ve gotta create a connection with your match by breaking the ice and having an interesting conversation.
" "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? " "I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead." "You wanna know what's beautiful?
" "You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out." "YOU. NOW." "Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia? Read the first word again." "Be unique and different, say yes." "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Because I’d love to meat you." "No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes." "Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? " "If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you." "Are you African? " "If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them." "If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Not everybody has the same sense of humour, so we’ve picked 14 of the best funny chat up lines that will always bring a smile to a potential partners face. Don’t underestimate the awful groan and smile that accompanies most of these lines, if anything it’s a great way to get chatting to someone.
If you try any of these on a potential partner and it doesn’t land, pull it back with ‘sorry that was the worst chat up line ever’ and introduce yourself.