Dating an older woman jokes
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman Q: What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: "Its a white girl." Q: What is the difference between a Feminist and a Dog? Q: Why is a women's cum more valuable than that of a man? Q: What is the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant? A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
A: A whore fucks everybody at the party, and a bitch fucks everybody at the party EXCEPT YOU. A: Drink two or three, and you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullshit. A: Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most. A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? A: Feminem Q: What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte? A: Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins. A: Give the bitch a shovel Q: What is the difference between a Woman and a washing machine?
Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a woman?
A: Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion? A: When the old one expects you to "do your share" Q: Why did God make women? Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? A: You can't jelly a dick down a woman's throat Q: What do you call a woman with an opinion? A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. A: Head Over Heels Q: How is a woman like an airplane? Q: What do you call a woman who will gives blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos?